Blog By mariam  |  07-10-18

FASHION STATEMENT!

We get it that you want to experiment with your style, but honey that is not something that you should be stepping out of your house in. Certainly not to a place where there are random other folks who will be scarred by this vision!

PLEASE CALL 911

This cheetah ran away from the jungles of we don't know where and entered the wallmart next block and started stealing all the pineapples. Seems like it is turning vegan!

WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR DAUGHTERS TOP!

We really hope this Christmas Santa gifts this person a mirror. So that before stepping out he can take one good look at himself! We wonder what got him to do this...or is not a he?

FREE THE NIP!

If this man ever participated in a movement, it would be called hold the Nipple back movement. When biologically you are gifted with the power of not having to wear a brassiere, why would you want to do it to yourself consciously? I mean, why?

RED RIDING HOOD!

This man took red hair too seriously and decided to color his head this color - not that we are complaining but perhaps this outfit could have been avoided till the color toned down. No?

PLAYING DRESS UP!

Either a fire burnt down all his clothes and left behind only his teenage daughters dress or....this man is nuts to be stepping out like this. By the way, he is looking at those t-shirts in the Men section, it seems like the former situation is a possibility!

WHY, OH, WHY?

This woman was off to a party themed princess trash and stepped out wearing this. There must have been an emergency since she stepped into Walmart looking like this...we hope she gets to her "party" soon!