Blog By mariam | 26-07-19
Salman Khan Is All Set To Become Mama For The Second Time
We’re not that close of friends anymore, but I had sex a few times with a friend’s mom. I was 22 at the time, my friend was 18 or 19, and his mom was in her late 30’s.
She got drunk one night while I was over hanging out, and after everyone else crashed, she came over and started flirting with me. We only had sex 4 or 5 times, but it was amazing, and now, I’ve been into older women ever since.
Pretty sure he’d at least punch me in the jaw if he ever found out.
I never told my friend that I know that her and her boyfriend used to steal food from my house.
Her boyfriend at the time basically stole from everyone and was always getting fired from work for stealing from the till.
The bit that upsets me is that she knew full well that if she needed food, I’d have given it to her. She didn’t need to steal it.
She ditched that boyfriend which is why we’re still friends. (And she doesn’t steal from me anymore.)
I think her eyebrows are too thin and I’m 99% sure if her husband isn’t currently cheating on her, he has and will again.
Also, her husband passed the “alcoholic” stage of problem drinking a long while back and it’s starting to affect how her kids see him.
She literally becomes the most annoying person alive when she drinks.
Her husband and I have made a team effort of watering down any drink she has just to avoid gatherings where one of us has to listen to her ramble.
That I would totally marry her if she wanted.
Not because I’m particularly attracted to her, but because we’ve known each other so long (20 years) and know each other so well, I know I’ll never be that close and comfortable with anyone else
The night my best friend met his now wife (of 18 years) I met her about an hour before and we hooked up in the bathroom at party we were all at.
I saw them making out an hour later after I went to buy cigarettes. I never said a word and neither has she.
So a long, long time ago we were probably 10-12ish, my sister and I were jealous of our neighbor having a pool party and that we weren’t invited to. So we found a dead squirrel in the street, picked it up with a barbecue grill we found on the side of the road and put it on her front doorstep with a note saying “this will be you!”
We ran home and told our dad, because we thought our Dad was cool. Turns out he totally ratted us out to our Mom. She flipped out and told us to go back and get rid of it. So we did. We came home and my mom had her purse and jacket on and told us to get in the car. She told us a neighbor saw what we did and called the police and we had to go down to the station.
We were crying in the car and my mom drove us down the road then stopped. She told us she made up the story about the police and it was a lesson never to do anything like that again. We didn’t, we’re still friends with our neighbor, and we never told her about it. That was almost 20 years ago.