Blog By Helma | 24-04-18
Nonchalant Compilation of 20 Remarkable Images
One day, the loneliness of a 70-year-old widow made her put an ad in the local newspaper that she wanted to marry again. It read:
"Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person."
The next day, the doorbell rang, and when she opened the door, she saw a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair, with no legs or arms.
She said: "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you-you have no legs!"
The old man smiled gently, and replied: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
The old lady, still objecting, said: "You don't have any arms either!" This made the old man smile again: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
Before the next question, the old lady raised her eyebrow and asked: "Are you still good in bed?" The old man leaned back, and with a grin on his face, said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"