Blog By mariam | 26-07-19
Salman Khan Is All Set To Become Mama For The Second Time
A judge was interrogating the woman about her pending divorce. The Jude asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” The woman quickly replied, “About four acres and nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by...”
Listening to this the Judge said, “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?” We all understand this statement but this woman had a different perspective on the question and so she further replied... “ It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar.”
This was the dumbest answer anyone could have given in their entire life. Is this girl playing the pun game? The judge proceeded anyway and said, “I mean, what are your relations like?” To which the woman replied, “ I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husbands parents.”
The Judge continued... “Do you have a real grudge?” She replied, “No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.” At this moment the Judge must have lost his mind but then she still continued his interrogation...
“Please,” he said politely, “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?” To which her reply was far from the what is considered normal. "Yes, both son and daughter have stern sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes”
The Judge still didn't loose his calm and proceeded with his interrogation asking, "Ma'am, does your husband beat you up?" To which she gave another stupid response... " Yes, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, the Judge asked the woman the last time “Lady, why do you want a Divorce?’ And the priceless reply made everyone went, " Good, Lord, save this woman's husband!" Th woman replied, “Oh I don’t want a divorce,” I've never wanted divorce My husband does. He says he cannot communicate with me."